My Computer 🖥️ is in a Bag of Rice 🍚
Technical problems. Stand by.
I got like literally one drop of water on my MacBook and it turned off immediately. Let’s see if the bag of rice will extract it. I got the luxury kind with only minimal amounts of micro plastics in it. My baby deserves the best.
If not, tomorrow I take it to the shop.
Patriots, I love this laptop like I would an old friend. It was a gift from a friend. It has been hard on me to not be in communion with my beloved old MacBook. I’m like a musician without his instrument. An alcoholic without his bottle. A very moral person without a holy book to thump.
Say a prayer for my laptop, please.
Perhaps the machine spirits will be kind. A part of my spirit is literally imbued in the circuitry, Shinto-style. I don’t think I could ever love a woman as much as I love this device. It is the platonic opposite of a woman in that it makes me money, brings me joy and makes the world a better place.
You could also send me some money 💰 or become a paid sub. Rice and repairs cost money. But no pressure 🥹. I could just keep posting AOL IM-style like this. Up to you.
Send it to Louis Rossmann or contact him at least. I think he is in Texas https://youtube.com/@rossmanngroup?si=RzqThWGE_7_-UvU7
If you send it to Apple they will just declare it dead. Louis may be able to recommend this woman's business forgot the name that Apple tried to sue as she was resurrecting phones that had fallen in lakes. The rice thing is a bit of a myth. Hope it dries out well but most importantly that you've backed up those 12 essays promised otherwise it will be a Saturday morning detention for you.
Mac is mid.
If you hadn't joined the iCult and bought overpriced, insecure, "walled garden", monotasking dreck, you might've stood a chance of your machine being recoverable. It might still be: maybe you will able to get "Ghost of Kiev"-style tech support from somewhere (you're not gonna get it from Apfel).
Using a Mac as "daily driver" is as dumb as being jabbed, or believing that Zelenskyyyy's going to ride into Moscow in an Abrams holding hands with Arestovich with Zaluzhny manning the main gun.
Sorry, bruh - it had to be said. Shoulda bought a ThinkPad.