My Keyboard is Malfunctionin ;_;

My poor baby is sick aain.

I’m havin a keyboard issue and I’ll let you uys uess what the problem is.

Yep, you uessed it, the letter:

I had a whole info dump that I was preparin. There have been a lot of happenins over the last week and I intend to cover all of them. But, well, not without the letter:

I am takin my laptop to the shop on Monday to see if they can’t fix it. I think they can. They fixed me up last time pretty ood durin the whole water-spill/rice ba crisis. I have hih hopes that come Monday evenin we will be back on schedule.

I’ve had this Mac for almost a decade now. I am very attached to it. A friend ave it to me and even thouh we have parted ways, I still hold on to the laptop, which has served me well. I feel like a piece of my etheric body has latched onto the device. Which would make sense because of how much time I’ve spent directin my intent at it. My old friend wouldn’t like it if I brouht up these Shinto concepts thouh. He did use to chide me for not takin ood enouh care of the device. Not ivin it enouh respect.

I scoffed at the time.

But on that count, I only started to realize how attached I was to this precious machine when it started to et sick. I didn’t think I’d feel so sentimental about it, but I just do. Like I have this flesh and bones femdroid that’s been mad at me for the last couple of days, but I honestly can’t even think about somethin so trivial riht now, not when someone i enuinely care about and love (my Macbook) is in trouble.

And I don’t want to replace my beautiful machine. Ever. Some day, I hope to achieve symbiosis with it. I mean this in a non-sexual way — I just want to be able to write faster and download info from the internet directly to my brain. Like in The Matrix.

…

Anyway.

A lot of you are new and I feel like I need to perform to razzle and dazzle the newcomers, but I just can’t do that without the letter:

You really should consider takin this downtime to peruse the archives of Slavlands. There are some ood pieces there that are behind the paywall. Also, if you sin up, I et money, and the money oes to a ood cause. Help me nurse a close friend back to ood health.

Let’s talk aain on Monday.