Putin Declares TOTAL JIHAD On Sleepy Joe, Vows Russia Will Help Topple Washington With Aid of Hamas Allies!

About time!

Big news, guys! You may want to strap in for this. Remember that article with the deceptive headline that I put out the other day?

Well, it did very well. Very well indeed. I got a hundred new subs from it.

But the article was very low-effort on my part and it amounted to me just excoriating people for falling for obvious lies and disinfo. Ironically, the reason why it got so many hits was because of the headline, of course, and probably because of how little effort I put into it.

PICTURED: Putin and Trump plotting to open up a chain of casinos on the Gaza coastline and make ... MILLIONS!

This triggered a crisis of faith for me, yet again.

Why bother toiling away at more difficult topics and trying to share the truth of what is going on in Kiev and Moscow when I could just write fake news like my competitors do? I’ve had this internal debate in my skull before, and I ended up concluding that it is simply my nature to want to uncover and share the truth and that there is nothing I can do about this affliction, but try to mitigate the fallout from it as best I can and scrounge out an income somehow despite of it.

And that’s what I’m going to keep doing until a better reason comes up.

To the newbies who just joined us here in the Slavlands, I hope you take the time to acquaint yourselves with the materials already presented on this blog. Let me just warn you right now: you may be in for a rude awakening about your political savior du jour. I suggest starting with the primer pinned at the top of the blog and following some of the links. Here:

I want to warn you a second time though — I do not hold my casual readership in high esteem. In fact, I actually loath the thousands of casuals who refuse to pick up a paid subscription and support my work. If you want to avoid my incessant verbal abuse and to also open up frightening forbidden tomes of Slavlands lore, I recommend becoming a Stalker and entering beyond the paywall zone.

Just ask any Stalker and they will admit that it is indeed worth the price of admission.

Apart from my crisis of purpose, the other reason for the delay in stories of late is because I’m working on 4 essays at once right now. This happens to me sometimes where I can’t focus on just one because of all the synchronistic information falling into my lap and the connections that I am drawing. Furthermore, I often conclude that to understand one article, a primer has to be written explaining the background info leading up to the current event. I try to be as systematic as possible and to use any info-opportunity possible to segue into a discussion of larger and more fundamental topics.

So, you should expect to see the following:

• An in-depth explanation of the USSR and then the RF’s Israel-Arab foreign policy and why it led to the eventual assassination of Stalin by Zionists and Putin cozing up to Bibi now

• An interview with a Russian geopolitics expert who works “in the field” about Moscow’s prospects dismal prospects going forward

• Another essay on Marcionism and the significance of the Masoretic Hebrew Bible

• A deeper look into the nature of the FSB and their involvement in occultism, false flag attacks, and their cozy relationship with the SBU

Although I will space it all out some.

My readers complain that I write too much and that the emails are too long anyway.

Generally, I really do spoil my casual readers. I don’t see anyone else putting out the kind of fresh, cutting-edge, info-packed, predictive, funny content that I do and doing it all for an absolute pittance that I have to pry out of their cold, clammy and uncharitable hands. As a mark of my utter disdain for them, I will be paywalling all of the aforementioned essays when they come out. My hatred for the un-paying, un-washing and un-becoming casual reader is only rivaled by my love for my loyal subscribers, who deserve content of this quality and should settle for no less, frankly.

Becoming a paid sub to this blog actually comes with a lot of perks:

• You can read my book about Authoritarianism and peasant revolts

• You can leave comments and argue with others or me

• You are granted “Spiritual Slav” status

• You lose your “Spiritual Dupe” status in whatever previous cult you may have been in

• You get access to great content

• You make the shills and propagandists who peddle lies very very upset

Read my appeal here:

And that’s all I got for today.

Leave me alone for a bit. These essays aren’t going to write themselves. You can discuss the Gaza thing in the comments below if you like. If you must ask, I don’t support either side at, but I support Israel least of all.