The Kremlin is Reneging on the Wagner Ceasefire as We Speak

Shoigu is not going anywhere.

Literally everything is occurring as I said it would, folks. It’s eerie, actually. I’ve got chills running up and down my spine now and you should too. It must be all the spice melange (kratom and nicotine) I’ve been imbibing gifting me the powers of prescience (and belligerence).

All the people in the comments section or Twitter who were arguing with me these last days, only to be proven wrong, again, continue to reaffirm and strengthen my disdain for the masses. Your stupidity and swine-like ingratitude towards Rolo only strengthen my resolve to drive the truth deeper down into your throats as you gurgle in protest with each post. The simpletons should realize by now that they have literally no chance and no business going up toe-to-toe against me in the future. Look, I have autism and if I add up my math and reading section scores from the SAT, it comes out to me having a *154+ IQ, so you’re just not going to be able to out-analyze me, bro. Give it up already. Also, if you are unable to pick up and run with the logic that I lend out to you or make use of the hidden Slavlands lore that I reveal for my beloved Stalkers behind the paywall, just start pretending that I am a priest or a celebrity or yer mum or whatever other authority personality that you are accustomed to obeying unquestioningly.

It will be easier for us both this way.

Now, as you may recall, I made several key observations in recent days either in blog, comment, tweet or podcast form:

• Prigozhin had no choice but to SMO to force negotiations at the least, which he succeeded in doing

• The Kremlins are just buying time because they got caught with their pants down, they will renege on any deal and move to punish Wagner

• Shoigu is too enmeshed in the inner web of corruption and blackmail and the Kremlin too brittle to bend and replace anyone, ever, no matter how badly they mess up or even if they are caught red-handed conspiring with Russia’s enemies

• Nothing has been resolved, the next round of the grudge match is coming if not in hours, then in days

• No way Prigozhin shuts his trap now, he will keep engaging with the media, continue his offensive against Shoigu and friends

All of this has proven to be prescient, once again.

Shoigu, the most loathed and corrupt public official in Russia, is here to stay. He is being shown on state media. He demonstratively sits next to Putin for the cameras. Till death do them part, the catastrophic SMO be damned.

But, let’s take a step back and analyze what Prigozhin came out with and said recently, breaking his relatively short-lived silence following the Lukashenko ceasefire. His tone was triumphant, and he bragged about what he had achieved during his so-called “Justice March” and the future for Wagner. It was fun listening to Prigozhin/Bane go off and prove the people who expected him to disappear forever dead wrong, again.

The bullet points:

• - PMC "Wagner" has achieved "great results" in Ukraine.

  - As a result of "internal intrigue" the unit was supposed to cease to exist on July 1.

  - "Only a few" PMC fighters decided to sign a contract with the Russian Defense Ministry.

  - The decision to hand over Wagner and other PMCs to Shoigu’s control was made "at the most inopportune moment."

  - "We were hit by a missile attack, and immediately after that the [MoD] helicopters worked on our positions."

  - After that, "the council of PMC commanders decided to advance immediately."

  - The march lasted 24 hours, during the day the columns traveled 780 km.

  - One of the columns went to Rostov, the other in the direction of Moscow.

  - Prigozhin claims that not a single soldier was killed on the ground.

  - Prigozhin claims that he regrets the strikes on aircraft and helicopters of the Russian Aerospace Forces.

  - Among the "Wagnerites" two people were killed and several were injured.

  - The purpose of the campaign was "to prevent the destruction of Wagner” and to bring to justice those persons who, by their unprofessional actions, made a huge number of mistakes during the Not-War so ffar.

  - "We stopped at the moment when the first assault detachment, which was 200 km from Moscow, deployed artillery, reconnoitered the area, and it became obvious that at that moment a lot of blood would be shed. Therefore, we considered that the demonstration of force was enough."

  - "We stopped because we did not want to shed Russian blood."

  - "We went to demonstrate our protest, and not to overthrow the government in the country."

  - "At that moment, Lukashenko extended his hand and offered to find solutions for the further work of Wagner PMC in legal jurisdiction."

  - "The columns turned back and went to their field camps."

  - Our "march" showed many of the things that we talked about earlier: "serious security problems" throughout the country. We "blocked all military units and took airfields that were in our way." In 24 hours, we covered the distance that corresponds to the distance from the launch site of Russian troops on February 24, 2024 to Kyiv and from the same point to Uzhgorod. "If the actions at the time of the start of the SVO were carried out by a unit similar to the Wagner PMC, then the special operation would probably last a day."

  "We showed the level of organization that the Russian army should aspire to."

  - "We showed a master class on what February 24, 2022 should have looked like."

  - "We did not have a goal to overthrow the regime."

Lots to say about this latest, obviously.

First, it is as I stated: Wagner had been pushed into a corner where they were to be disbanded and/or killed and arrested by Shoigu and the FSB. Following the successful SMO, they were able to extract terms. This is a W, albeit a temporary one, and if you don’t understand any of what I am saying, still, clearly you have donkey-brains and should not be allowed to vote or procreate or, most importantly, comment on my blog. I’m calling Bill Gates up right now to make sure to send the actual lethal batch of boosters to your workplace as we speak.

Also, it is true that Moscow, Europe’s largest city, could not be stormed with 4k or even 20k men. If Wagner got to the gates and realized that a palace coup was not occurring, there was nothing else to do at that point. Of course, the very fact that the Moscow SMO began at all, and Wagner was scheduled to be liquidated by the MoD, was because Prigozhin’s friends had already lost within the Kremlin, or had sold him out, necessitating the show of force that was the Moscow SMO.

In other words, Wagner took a bad situation and made the most out of it.

It wasn’t Prigozhin with his skeleton crew of mercenaries facing down the entire Russian political class and spook apparatus who blinked, it was the Kremlinoids, obviously.

The Kremlinoids were the ones who publicly called for Wagner’s death, may have botched an assassination attempt in the process, had the army refuse their orders to stop Wagner, saw crowds of Russians come out to cheer Wagner on as they watched helplessly, had to let Lukashenko (who they hate) swoop in to save the day, and scoop up Russia’s most effective military organization in the process, and then back down publicly after doing all the above, absolutely humiliated.

There are now two separate tracks of development that we will refer to as the Luka plot line and the Putin plot line respectively. On the Luka plot line, things are going well for Wagner indeed. Their new friends are eager to be accommodating:

And on the other side, we have muted, soft, passive-aggressive, feminine, saber-rattling from Putin’s people, who agreed to drop charges against Wagner, clearly, but who are now saying that they will keep investigating the issue. But what is there to investigate? Anyone with a brain to think, eyes to see, and a nose to sniff with knows who shat their pants and why.

If the Kremlin demands that Lukashenko surrenders Wagner, well, may lead to a conflict with Belarus down the line. Hopefully it doesn’t. Moscow has no men left, really. And certainly not enough loyalists, except for the Chechens, kind of, who they can sic on Wagner. They are powerless to defeat Wagner in detail as things stand now. They need to finish training those two new armies, at least, that we have heard the Z-NPCs tell us all about. Maybe these 80k men exist, maybe they don’t, nothing would surprise me at this point.

Now, as I predicted (while the Moscow SMO was still going on, actually), the Kremlin is NOT agreement-capable with anyone that isn’t their esteemed Western partners, who have had their clients’ shriveled balls in a vice for years now and are slowly crushing them as Moscow titters nervously and then begs for more.

Imagine, if you will, a fat, sweaty, quadroon dominatrix leering down at you right now. Yes, a huge, hulking female named Sam (call Sam “ma’am” if you know what is good for you!) with a crooked circumsized cock hanging out her skirt, strutting around in spiked knee-high stilettos all over the testicles of every single world government just lined up all neat and tidy on the filth-encrusted hotel room floor. And now imagine each of the clients giggling and licking their lips eagerly and paying top dollar for the … unique experience. That is the best “metaphor” that I can come up with for what geopolitics is like in the post-USSR world. Once you sear that sordid little scene into your mind permanently and consult it often, internal politics in any country and international relations suddenly start making a lot of sense. Until you do, you will always be one step behind Rolo, who is peeping in through the hotel room window in this “metaphor” and retching quietly into a paper bag, stuck in place, transfixed, blood dripping out the sides of his eyeballs from the sublime horror that he is witnessing.

So, with that little scene in mind, we now shouldn’t be surprised to hear confirmation that the Kremlinz are already starting to renege on the deal that they made with Wagner. This was always the risk. From my posting spree on Gab:

And:

They love me over on Gab.com. A lot of retards to put up with there too, to be quite honest, but the few genuine big-brained-exiles on there who get it almost make up for the entire janky, bug-riddled, fed-infested experience:

So, it came as literally no surprise to me when I heard the latest from Putin’s low-energy, sniveling speech. Luckily, an Estonian Russian NAFO guy on Twitter did the bullet points for me this time:

• - Any attempts to start a mutiny will fail.

• - An armed mutiny would have been suppressed anyway.

• - By betraying their country, they also lied and forced others to kill their own soldiers.

• - All the enemies abroad and national traitors wanted us to fight each other. They failed.

• - The majority of Wagner commanders and fighters are patriots who were used covertly against their brothers-in-arms.

• - I made steps to avoid large bloodshed.

• - This needed time including letting those who made a mistake change their mind and see the consequences this will lead to.

• - Stability was possible thanks to the enormous support of civil society who united during the difficult time.

• - Putin will keep his word regarding PMC employees (possibly regarding no prosecution. Some can go to Belarus, rest can sign contracts with MoD. The choice is theirs.

Translation: Putin messed up badly, but the fight is not over, the Kremlin is making moves to continue the war against Wagner. To be clear, regarding the “reneging”, so far we have Putin’s re-use of the word “mutiny” and the FSB continuing the investigation against Wagner. This is both face-saving and also a signal that they are not willing to kiss and make up.

But that was obvious before the Moscow SMO had wrapped up.

Now, the Putin and the Luka realities will almost certainly undergo a quantum split in the near future, probably in a matter of days. In other words, if you follow the news coming out of Belarus, you will hear about Wagner being resettled in their new home and the need to keep the peace deal or something like that. If you follow the Putin reality, you will be fed 5D nonsense about Prigozhin and Shoigu secretly being allies, Prigozhin being a traitor who was led into a clever trap by the FSB to test his loyalty, Zelensky coordinating the Wagner mutiny or w/e. Naturally, my casual readers will believe the absolute worst, most truth-divorced narrative like they always do and lash out angrily at me for telling them the truth. Then they will come slinking back a month later, a chip on their shoulder and grudge lodged in their smooth reptilian brains, hissing resentfully at me like the snakes that they are, pretending that they were right all along.

And there is no escape from this infernal cycle. None at all.

By the way, the amount of hate mail I got for my last argument alleging that Wagner was popular with regular Russians and within the military was really something and worth a separate article. But, as I proved with my last article, even Kremlin-aligned politicians are admitting that the soldiers remained “neutral” which is an understatement actually, but about as close to the truth that some can allow themselves to get to. The truth about anything surrounding the Kremlin, Wagner or the disastrous Not-War is an electric third rail in Russian politics and the Z-NPC sphere now. Still, now even ardent anti-MoD AND anti-Wagner analysts like Strelkov, who has been calling for Prigozhin’s execution for months now, are admitting that Russia sided with Wagner, not the Kremlin.

Meanwhile, the 24 hour SMO revealed that many in Russia’s elite are only tepidly loyal to the current Kremlin status quo. We know this because many laid low for 24 hours to see which way the winds would blow. The funniest story was Margarita Simonyan, the anti-Russian hag who runs RT, claiming that she was on a boat without reception for the mutiny which is why she kept silent.

What happened indeed.

Overall, it was a hilarious mutiny.

If you didn’t take great joy in seeing the toadies running around in panic, there is something wrong with you. I advise you to go to a medical professional immediately. Check your T-levels first and then have them do an X-Ray of your funny bone - maybe it is broken.

Now, obviously, if this had led to rivers of blood flowing, it would have been tragic.

I’m not a ghoul, and I don’t even support Prigozhin for president on account of his lawyer blood, but no war broke out (yet) because of his epic troll so please moralize and pearl-clutch at someone else, OK? If you people actually behaved and demonstrated even a modicum of intelligence, I would feel comfortable talking about more advanced topics and really having some fun with my analyses. Unfortunately, the short bus kids (the casuals) are slowing the rest of the class down.

Case in point:

As a result, I have to take it slow. Even at this snail’s pace though, I feel like it is too much for the average Russia-watcher to understand or keep up with. Just you watch, I’ll leave the comments open again, and you will see how quickly they foul it up.

UPDATE: the comments section is now open only for paid subs. I had one rule on this blog: no attacks on my person. But the rabble couldn’t even follow that. Oh well. This is why Communism failed. The masses destroy anything that is free out of spite.

If you want to graduate and join the grown-ups I suggest getting a paid sub and leaving the unwashed rabble here behind.

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*SAT tests have time limits, are extremely boring, and are done in the morning in shitty outlying school districts full of diversity-Americans. Remove these factors and add some blood sugar level manipulation tricks, some nootropics, and some test-taking practice to the mix, and I am confident that I could finesse a higher score this time around. Also, as one ages up through adulthood, one’s brain fills out so a 32-year-old is smarter than his 12-year-old self. In short, don’t argue with me unless you are Chris Langan. Also, Chris Langan’s CTMU is predicated on Logos Theology, which is a concept that needs to be re-examined and compared against Heraclitian thought. We will cover all of this in tomorrow’s article on Putin recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. It will be paywalled to keep the cognitive peasants out, of course.