Back At It Again At Slavland Chronicles!

I am still here.

I’ve been on the road for the last week. Apologies for not keeping you up to date on all the bad news.

Let’s just do a big summary news round-up post to get us up to speed. Shoot, we may even need to do two. Some of these news items deserve entire articles, but, well, sacrifices have to be made because time has been lost. Also, every time I take a much-deserved break, the big developments start rolling in.

This time was no different.

So let’s just get back at it again.

Shoigu Re-Promoted?

What is to be the ultimate fate of Orthodox Super-Patriot Giga-General Shoigu?

Has he just secured another lucrative arms procurement position, essentially placing his snout back into the richest, choiciest government money-trough? Here:

Did you miss him? The Tuvan degenerate has been appointed coordinator of the entire military-industrial complex of Russia. The man thanks to whom the army has no normal communications, no artillery, no normal MLRS, no air defense.

Everything became morally obsolete by an average of 10–15 years, 12 of which he was Minister of Defense.

In addition, he is a pathological thief and liar, in whom lies and fraud in the army not only became the norm, but, on the contrary, were welcomed. Why Pypa [what Russians call Putin] is still keeping him around with him is absolutely unclear.

Resign and forget him like a bad dream.

Or was that fake news?

Here:

A spokesman for the President of the Russian Federation, Dmitry Peskov, explained that Sergey Shoigu, as secretary of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, will be the curator of the Federal Service for Military Technical Cooperation (FSVTS), but not its direct leader.

Earlier, Peskov reported that Shoigu would oversee the work of the Federal Social Security Service, as well as the post of secretary of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, he would be deputy president of the commission on the military-industrial complex.

Perhaps the official statement above by RIA is damage-control.

“No, no, no, he’s just going to be the deputy-assistant-secretary-intern-*burp*-curator-diversity_hire-coordinator at the FSVTS, nothing to worry about, he can’t steal much at that post!”

Yeah well, all I know is that Shoigu is like a magpie that attacks anything that’s shiny.

Or like a feral hamster stuffing his cheeks with Russian money.

It is in his nature to steal. Wherever he is, things go missing. They’re going to have to check the walls for missing copper wire when they decide to retire him from his latest position.

At the very least, we can now dispense with the notion that he was “promoted” to some secret position to do secret work on behalf of the Antifa-Orthodox Army of Putin. He’s working for the office that chooses which contractors get government contracts. That isn’t up for debate. We are simply trying to ascertain whether he’s high up enough to keep stealing as much as he was before. If not, then this is an improvement. A sad, pitiful improvement, true … but we must take W’s when we can find them.

Who Foiled Scott Ritter’s VIP Tour of Russia?

Scott Ritter (friend of the blog) came out recently on RT and on Judge Napolitano’s show to declare that the US State Department had prevented his departure to Russia by seizing his passport.

Now, I don’t doubt that the US State Department hates Russia. They only hire people who can speak Yiddish there after all. But there is more to the story than ZAnon is letting on. Over in Russia, Scott Ritter’s official tour guide was arrested as well.

Ritter was still shown on state media in Russia following the arrest of his partner.

It is unclear what the real story behind these shenanigans is at this point. I would assume that Ritter and this Zyryanov had cooked up a scheme to steal some money and that someone higher up on the food chain heard about this and decided to force themselves into the situation.

But I’m just speculating and extrapolating based on literally hundreds at this point of cases of bizarre arrests in Russia that I’ve heard. A good rule of thumb for the Slavlands is to understand that the so-called “justice” system only works if someone higher up on the food chain wants it to work. At that point, it simply becomes a matter of figuring out who wants to eat whom.

Zyryanov is being charged with bribing the media to hype up a “traditional values” film festival that he is associated with. A rather strict punishment for a victimless crime wouldn’t you say?

Again, IDK what to say on this, like, definitively. Perhaps my esteemed Western colleague Riley Slavsquat will have something more to add on this bizarre scandal? in the days to come.

Kadyrov Clan Stonks on the Rise!

Instead of just presenting my audience with bad or surreal news all the time, I figured I’d share a good news story instead this time. Kadyrov’s extended family has been getting promoted to lucrative regional and federal government positions in Russia! Here:

Relatives of the head of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov, occupied at least 33 state posts in the republic, in federal structures and sports federations, counted « Lenta.ru ». The last of the appointments was the transfer of Kadyrov’s nephew Adam Cherkhigov to the post of Minister of Transport, Communications and Digital Development of the region.

There’s a full list of all the positions occupied by Kadyrov’s relatives provided at the link.

The important question worth asking here is: how is so much talent concentrated in one family?

Most of us don’t belong to families where mom is a CEO and dad is a President and the sister is a minister and the brother is a general. That is a very rare feat! What is Kadyrov’s secret? Is it a glass of hot water and a lemon slice every morning? Is it remembering to stop and pet a cat or to wash his penis daily?

Me, I think it’s a mix of bootstraps and gumption pulling the Kadyrov’s into success.

If you just stopped spending all your money on avocado toast and Communism, you’d be successful too, I’m sure.

Putin — We are Denazifying 50k Nazis a Month!

Statements like this can be interpreted in so many different ways. Some seem to think that the botox has gotten to Peepee Pootin’s brains and made him stupid. Others think that Pypa is playing some 5D demoralization game to outsmart the West. Still others believe that Putlet is literally mocking anyone still dumb enough to believe his government’s lies. Me, I think that Put is being fed bad info by his own goons, many of whom have taken the offer of the West and are working to undermine their boss.

How else are we to explain the disastrous information failure that led to the SMO in the first place?

Either way, 50k Ukrainians are not being killed every month. And yet, that is what the chief said. Tough decision for everyone going forward — believe an obvious lie or doubt The Plan?

Ukrainian losses per month - approximately 50 thousand (???) people - Putin

As you can see, the citizens of the internet trust The Putin.

Why then is the UAF not destroyed? There haven’t been any particularly intense battles anywhere for months now. So we cannot say that 50k Ukrainian dead were caused by some recent big battle. Thus, 50k are simply dying each normal month of the SMO, and probably far more during the battle periods, right? Let’s just say 50k per month and that there have been 28 months. So 28 x 50,000 = 1,400,000 dead Ukrainians.

Now that’s what I call a “moral” and “humanitarian” war!

Jokes aside, Putin hasn’t killed anywhere near that amount of Ukrainians soldiers. Maybe 130K, max.

The strange thing is that the UAF doesn’t have that many millions of men in it. This forced Putin to explain that actually Kiev recruits 50-30k men a month (wow!) and then these 50-30k then simply get vaporized, so the overall number of soldiers in the UAF stays the same. Here:

Putin claims that, according to Russian data, the Ukrainian Armed Forces recruited about 50 thousand fighters during the mobilization last month.

At the same time, according to him, on average in Ukraine they mobilize 30 thousand per month.

Let us note that, according to Ukrainian intelligence estimates, Russia concludes contracts per month with approximately the same number of volunteers who go to fight in Ukraine.

And apparently Russia recruits 30-50k fresh soldiers each month as well. But as we well know, Russia doesn’t suffer losses in this SMO because they are a moral superpower and if the movies or the video games I’ve played over the years have taught me anything, it is that the Nazis only ever lose in a comic and over-the-top goofy sort of way and that the good guys always win because they’re morally superior in every single way.

So, apparently, Russia’s army is simply growing at 30-50k a month.

In 10 months time, they should have another 300-500k men ready to take Odessa!

China Checkmates Siberian Gas Pipeline to OWN the Globalists

Despite being close allies and China working to manufacture all the arms and parts that Russia needs to defeat the Anal-Nazis of NATO, they also occasionally shut down gas pipelines. Oops!

Here:

Look, on a serious note, China and Russia are enemies, not friends.

In fact, the Western plan was to pit the two against each other for many years. This was set up by the Sino-Soviet split and the subsequent massive investments that Western industry, finance and the Deep State poured into China which led to the creation of an American-aligned Chinese elite.

We have covered how Deep State shills in America wanted to have Russia onboard in their planned war against China in the coming years. So, yes, the West wants war with China. But this doesn’t change the fact that a sizeable portion of the Chinese elite are owned by Washington. They were educated in the West (Xi), they look up to West (Xi), they own property in the West (Xi), they keep their kids in the West (Xi).

In fact, all of the West’s supposed enemies operate the same way!

But I always hit up against a conceptual brick wall when trying to explain this to people.

They say:

“If they were Western assets, why is the West insulting them in the media and causing trouble for them, maybe even preparing to go to war against them?”

And to that I have to answer that we need to take a step back first and simply objectively assess the observable reality of the situation.

Everything that I have said about 1) assets and kids and education being Western is 100% TRUE. And yes, 2) the wars of destabilization being waged against these same countries are also 100% FACT.

But believing one thing doesn’t invalidate the other.

I’m sorry, but it doesn’t logically follow that if 1 is true then 2 is false or vice-versa, which is what most ZAnonists believe. That is, most ZAnonists reason that because there is a war of destabilization being waged against Russia and soon Iran and then China, that there is no way that the elites of these countries have their assets, kids, bosses in the West.

Again: BOTH facts are true.

And the answer to the contradiction that I outlined above can be explained. I intend to do so with the concrete in-depth example of Putin in a subsequent article coming out soon I think. So stay tuned.

Putin: Less Russians and More Muslims, Please!

What I really hate is how there are two Putins (at least) that are presented to the public and no, I don’t mean the various Putin clones. Whenever Putin addresses the Western elite, he stresses how Liberal he is and how much he forces Russia to abide by all the key tenets of global government. Subtext:

“So please, stop trying to depose me! I am your greatest ally and I have done your bidding well!”

But then at the same time, to certain portions of the Western audience, Putin is a Christian Conservative, fighting against all the key tenets of Globalism like financial slavery, endless wars, the surveillance state, virus hoaxes and lockdowns, mass migration, Islamization, Feminism, and even standing up against Zionism.

This is why so many people in the West support Putin by the way.

But all of these points are exactly false.

Yes, the Western media attacks Putin and portrays him as a really cool guy by doing so. He is called a Christian-Fascist or an Authoritarian-Nationalist or labeled some other configuration of hate. This leads many to knee-jerk support Putin because, again:

“Why would the West be attacking him otherwise?”

The explanation will come. I’m preparing it now. Will you consider it though before simply falling back on the “enemy of my enemy is my friend” heuristic? We will see.

But why is a Christian-Fascist-Nationalist-Authoritarian bragging about how Russia is become more and more Islamic?

Here:

Moscow is pleased with the growth of the Islamic population of Russia, Russian President Vladimir Putin said.

"We are not against the growth of the Islamic population, on the contrary, we are glad of what is happening now in the Russian Federation. In some of our republics, mainly with the Islamic population, we have a very good birth rate," Putin said at a meeting with media representatives.

You won’t hear about the Putin who welcomes mass Muslim migration or who channels subsidies to Muslim republics to boost birthrates there (and to buy the local chieftains and imams’ allegiance) because you are only supposed to hear about the Christian Soldier Putin.

Maybe they will try to sell you on the “Fellow Abrahamist Traditionalist Moral Values Alliance w/ Muslims” ideology. But that goes over like a bomb with Western conservatives’ audiences and this second-rate propaganda is instead forced on Russian conservatives at home.

Related: Russia is STILL facing a massive demographic chasm. Yes, I know, all this despite Putin building tens of thousands of (empty) churches everywhere. How ungrateful of the Russians. Here:

“We are facing a tragedy, I just see already, from the impending decline in the number of school graduates and those entering universities, a demographic hole, whether we want it or not. Unprecedented measures are being taken, maternity capital has grown more than three times and all sorts of other things. But we have a shortage of employees,” added the Deputy Prime Minister.

And this will be the justification for importing Bangladeshis or Kenyans or Yahweh knows why else, of course.

Look: the REAL reason why we are not reproducing is because it is the stated goal of the elites to limit our reproduction and to encourage the reproduction and migration of others with the goal of creating a mocha-colored global slave race of helots. And if the elites say they are for something, they generally go ahead and implement it. Everything from selling foods that cause infertility, vaccines that sterilize people, promoting female hatred of men through the media, schools, workplaces and so on. In Russia though, they pretend to be concerned about the demographic chasm, but then they pursue the exact same cull-policies that the Western politicians do, with the stated aim of worsening the native demography in the case of the latter.

But hey, you want to fix the demographic problems? I’ve got your solution right here:

Step one: banning women from the workplace/university until they are 30

Step two: giving the man ironclad custody and ownership of the children

Step three: repealing all domestic abuse laws; if she doesn’t like it at home, she can always just move back in with her parents or sisters or her “supportive” yapping friends

But this is all just a pie-in-the-sky fantasy. The reality is that the supposed based, red-pilled Christian-Fascist-Authoritarian-Empire of Russia is actually a crushing vaginocracy that is almost as bad as the West — or Ukraine for that matter. Also, those who control the youth control the future. And in the Slavlands, the men are just tax mules and emotional punching bags for the women and by extension, the state.

It’s a sad state of affairs, Jerry.

Moving on.

The World’s Most Dangerous Profession: Russian Patriot

Another pro-Russian and non-Kremlin patriotic activist was killed in Russia under incredibly suspicious circumstances. Here:

« He was killed near his home. The investigation is underway », — writes Zaitsev. At the same time, he notes that the last two days the Yegovites felt apprehension.

The organization « Call of the People » is engaged, in particular, in initiating checks of artists and activists on the facts of a possible state change. In particular, as RIA Novosti reported, activists of this movement wrote a complaint to the Prosecutor General’s Office at the « thawed party », which was held by Anastasia Ivleeva. In their opinion, having fun when « Russia is involved in the SMO and stands for traditional values » is unacceptable.

Let me just interject with an objection to the framing of this man’s death and his organization’s work. He wasn’t against fun. His organization wasn’t “anti-fun” and the people he was fighting against are some of the most dour and depraved members of society, not care-free, joyful peasants singing in the fields.

There are actually several such groups in Russia that point out just how many elites in the government, the media, the business world and so on have come out to support Ukraine either with their words or their actions. They sign petitions and urge the government to do something about the spoiled children of the spooks and crooks who run Russia and who disproportionately protest against Russia and defame the Russian people.

Prominent “Russian” and Russian businessmen have literally raised funds for the UAF.

Despite ostensibly being in a war to save the world from Global-Satanisms, Russia’s authorities are remarkably lax about punishing pro-Kiev groups and individuals. In contrast, the people who want the SMO done right or expanded upon are exclusively the ones dying or getting arrested somehow.

Before his death, he and his wife called the police three times and spoke of a stalker who was on the prowl near their house in Lobn.

A man then broke into their apartment.

The first time about nine in the evening was reported by the wife Yegovtseva Ekaterina. She said that the man who had already pursued her was sitting in a car near the entrance. The second time he called emergency services, when at about eleven in the evening the stalker began to threaten them. The third call went out around two in the morning. The stalker broke through their door. Then the public activist was stabbed to death.

The man behind the stabbing was a jealous ex-lover of Anton’s wife. For six months, Anton had tried to get the police to help him, but each time they simply refused.

Tsargrad has the story in greater detail.

Long story short, the killer was almost certainly mobbed up with a branch of the sprawling spook state in Russia while the victim wasn’t. I postulate this because it is known that once you’re mobbed up, you’re virtually untouchable to the law from that point onwards. At least you are invulnerable to someone lower down on the food chain than you are.

I know I sound like a broken record on this one, but this sad case is just another perfect example of the absolute state of anarcho-tyranny that we all live under.

A prominent patriot-nationalist can’t get the police to do something about his murderous stalker. Worse, he can’t get firearms and take care of the problem himself because that means being sentenced to a lifetime of penal labor, or a penal battalion. The law is extremely strict about self-defense in the Slavlands and you essentially have to prove that you’re innocent beyond a reasonable doubt, not the other way around. Finally, the only people who have access to justice are the people who run the whole anarcho-tyrannical system in the first place. Oh, and the vile ethnic gangs who use terrorism and crime to get their way as well.

At the end of the day, for various totally unrelated reasons and because of totally random and differing circumstances, the Right-of-Kremlin patriots in Russia end up either dead or in jail.

Make of that what you will.

Read My Lips: No New Ideology

Putin was asked once again why Russia has no official ideology. In contrast, the USSR was fighting for Communism, and so people knew that they could get support from the USSR if they adopted Communism too. Or at least, that is how the Cold War is portrayed. Anyway, Putin said that Russia isn’t going to develop an ideology any time soon.

Here:

The introduction of state ideology in Russia contradicts the Constitution, stated President Vladimir Putin at the 2024 PMEF plenary session.

Moderator Sergey Karaganov asked the head of state why the Russian authorities « are afraid to introduce a tough state ideology for all those who want and are ready to serve the state and society ». Putin said in response that « we are not afraid of anything », but recalled the position of the Constitution, which says that there can be no dominant ideology in Russia.

« We had the dominant ideology — you mentioned the period of the Soviet Union. But the presence of the prevailing ideology did not save the Soviet Union from the collapse of », — the president added.

According to Art. 13 of the Basic Law, ideological diversity is recognized in the Russian Federation and no ideology can be established as state or mandatory.

What about Nazism? Antisemitism? Chauvinism? Historical Revisionism? Paganism?

All banned.

(…)

However, the chairman of the Constitutional Court of Russia Valery Zorkin back in 2022 excluded the possibility of introducing into the Constitution an article on state ideology. « He called the splash of activity » about the development and constitutional recognition of state ideology untimely and dangerous, since this is prone to another split in « White » and « Red ». « Meanwhile, more than ever, a stable domestic political situation is needed, which requires the consolidation of all the constructive forces of society », — Zorkin explained.

So there’s a lot of Orwellian double or even triple speak going on here with this whole debate over Russia’s ideology. I absolutely hate ideology and applauded Putin before for saying that there would be no official state ideology.

But here is the thing though.

First of all, Russia does have an ideology, but it is hard to label it in a way that pleases everyone. I have referred to it as Liberalism before or Neoliberalism or Oligarchism or Trotskyism depending on my mood. If I want to just explain what exactly Russia is without referencing ideology, I usually fall back on my “Spooks + Crooks” formula for explaining the ruling class. I have also tried to go into depth explaining how the concept of Spartanism/Platonism is important to understand the ruling class’s ideology or, more importantly, their preferred method of governing. I also intend to explain how Noahidism also influences the elite’s attitudes to the natives that they lord over in the future.

Point being: the idea that Russia doesn’t have an ideology is absurd.

Maybe it doesn’t have a name, and the rules are fuzzy, but if you try to set up an alternative, you will feel the jackboot of the ideological enforcer secret police on your throat and realize the truth the hard way.

So, when Putin is asked about adopting a state ideology, what the people asking this question are almost always trying to convey, but shying away from saying directly, is that they want the state ideology changed to something more nationalistic and patriotic. And when Putin says that there will never be any state ideology, what he really means is that his government will never change their ideology of Oligarchic-Antifaism or their method of doing things.

Everyone in Russia talks out of the side of their mouthes in public.

In this sense, it is no different than America.

But if I really had to compare the two, I would have to be fair and to point out that occasionally coded complaints and petitions like the one I explained above are indeed voiced in public. I couldn’t imagine anyone being allowed to speak this way with Joe Biden without getting tackled by the SS and his life subsequently ruined by a media dogpile led by “social justice” activists.

We have to be grateful for the little things, I suppose

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And that’s all I have time and energy for today!

I think we are halfway caught up with all the stuff I missed over the last week!!

Maybe I’ll do the rest tomorrow!!!