Subversive Russian CEO's Property Seized By Zelensky Regime

Tanuki Sushi.

Some of you may have heard of the internet flashmob that was organized against them in Russia last summer. The mobs were whipped up by internet e-celeb Pozdnyakov who is a sort of Male Rights Activist/MGTOW equivalent in Russia.

The outrage stemmed from a bold ad campaign put together and promoted heavily by Tanuki Sushi popularizing inter-species relations. What this had to do with selling sushi is beyond me.

And while I don’t want to make this all about me here, I can’t help but point out that akshully me and my boys organized a similar internet hate mob against Tanuki Sushi almost a year prior to Pozdnyakov’s more famous pogrom. We even put in a bunch of fake orders and sent their couriers to migrant-infested parts of Moscow to show them that we meant business.

“Fraud”, you say? “Social Justice”, I reply.

Oh, and we also launched a successful attack on YandexTaxi for firing a working-class Russian man who refused service to an inebriated negro and got fired and shamed for it by the company before that. Here:

On social media, some users spoke out in defense of the fired driver and started urging Yandex.Taxi to apologize to him. Criticism of the company appeared under the hashtag #яндекскуколд (in English, “Yandex is a cuckold”), which quickly became widespread. 

SORRY, A “CUCKOLD”?

According to the online news site TJournal, a Twitter user with the handle @Fatalist_Rus started the hashtag, claiming that Yandex.Taxi had “infringed on the rights of Russian drivers,” and deprived the taxi driver of work “in a difficult economic situation, following organized harassment online.”

I resent the fact that @Fatalist_Rus got the credit for this, but seeing as he’s one of /ourboys/ and literally was part of our troll army chat forcing the hashtag, I guess I’m not too steamed about him getting the shoutout. Well done, fren.

Point being, we were pioneers in promoting cyber partisan warfare against woke companies in Russia, and our antics inspired the big boys to start getting involved later. This is a roundabout way of saying that I take partial credit for Pozdnyakov’s later jihad against Tanuki Sushi and that I hate the CEO of that cursed company about as much as he does.

By the way, at the time, all the more established conservatives aggressively counter-signaled us by the way, saying that our methods made us no better than the Libs. Fools. Once again, they let some half-baked ideology or ridiculous moral code get in the way of actually scoring Ws and having lulz. Will they never learn?

Anyways, fast-forward to today and we hear that the very same CEO has had his assets seized by Zelensky in Ukraine. This is despite the fact that CEO Alexander Orlov came out vocally in support of Kiev and the fact that he openly supports LGBTQI+ degeneracy in the Slavlands, which is unsurprising, considering that he is probably a homosexual as well.

The point I’m driving at here is that bad things sometimes do happen to bad people. Or, at least to bad people lower on the food chain. And it doesn’t matter whether you’re pro or anti-Russia in Ukraine - you’re still in a mafia-state and constantly at risk of getting eaten by sharks. Literally no one cared if you were pro-Ukraine over the last thirty years - you’d get fleeced all the same by the oligarchs and their henchmen in the government. And the fact that this man is, unfortunately, Russian, makes it that much easier for the secret police to steal his assets. No one is going to stand up for Orlov in Russia because he’s a traitor and no one is going to stand up for him in Ukraine, because he’s a Russian. Perhaps the “rules-based order and law” NATO alliance might intervene to get him a fair trail in which to wrangle back his confiscated wealth, but, somehow, I doubt it.

This is the fate of all Russians who played footsie with the West over the years. You reap what you sow, traitors.

I hope that Kiev figures out a way to steal yet more money from Russia’s subversive class so that I can take another victory lap on my blog and pop open the champagne to celebrate with my meme-warfare veterans.

Russia’s special military operation has really livened things up in Eastern Europe. Even better, the backlash seems to disproportionately be hitting all the people that I don’t particularly care for in unexpected and amusing ways. Not a day goes by without yet another small victory caused be either Kiev or the West flailing around and doing more good than damage to Russia with their hysterics.