THE BEACONS ARE LIT! Putin Issues Call For All True Abrahamic Patriots to Come to Russia's Aid!

The forces of Satan-Soros have been checkmated once again!

Big news, patriots!

COMMANDER Putin has requested all traditional values shadow-warrior BRICS battalion leaders to report for duty IMMEDIATELY. No, this is not a drill. Code phrase: Calypso. All agents activate NOW NOW NOW! Grab your bags, load your rifle and leave one last vaguely threatening voicemail on your ex’s phone before getting on a flight to Russia.

“Fuck you, you dirty skank, I’m going to Russia! Suuuuukaaaa!”

The signal has been sent.

Here:

❗️Putin signed a decree on providing humanitarian support to individuals who share traditional Russian spiritual and moral values.

The document provides for the right to apply for a temporary residence permit without taking into account the approved quota and without submitting a document confirming proficiency in Russian.

And as an added bonus, you can now stay a whole THREE (3) months in Russia on what Medvedev has dubbed the “TRADSOLDIER1776 Visa”.

Here:

The values are listed in the foundations of Russia’s state policy in this field, while the Russian government is expected to compile a list of countries imposing unhealthy attitudes on their citizens. The Foreign Ministry has been instructed to start issuing three-month visas to such applicants as early as in September.

In February, Putin supported the idea of Italian student Irene Cecchini that Russia should ease entry rules for those who share traditional cultural and family values. The head of state agreed that each case requires an individual approach.

My insider sources tell me that Putin wanted to offer a FOUR (4) whole month visa for patriots, but that the dastardly 5th columnists like Strelkov and the Neo-Nazis told him that they’d destroy Russia if he did, so they settled on THREE (3) patriotic months in honor of the triune god of tradition values in whose name the visa was issued.

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Jokes aside, I’ve written about the process for Whites to move over to Russia and the government will fight you every step of the way, essentially.

Here are the interviews I conducted with politicians and immigration experts:

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If you are interested in pursuing a kind of alternative method of moving over to Russia, you can pay Father Gleason for a consultation and he can help with the process. Basically, from what I’ve gleaned and from what others have told me, he works for the FSB as a kind of go-between and after speaking with you, he vouches for your character (or not) or usefulness to the FSB and then you get expedited permanent residence. But you have to be Orthodox Christian and actually do the boring stuff like go to church I think. And if you don’t know, in Orthodoxy you have to stand for like three hours or more at a service and they don’t even let you vape inside to stay awake. Trust me, I’ve tried.

Also, I’m not sure if you have to live on Gleason’s village commune, but you can iron the details out with him if you do reach out. Please leak any information that you glean about the operation back to me.

With Gleason’s thing, you don’t have to spend seven years (or more) applying for work permits and reporting to migration centers where you’re the only White face in a sea of swarth and stoney-faced bureaucrats (and Moldovans).

Trust me, it’s not a fun process and it is best avoided.

But if you’re fleeing to Russia to avoid multiculti, well, out of the frying pan and into the fire as they say. Here:

That being said, if you’re looking to participate in the civil war that is coming, then by all means, make the journey over and prepare to join the fun. Remember: no spooks.

If you see one, you know what to do:

I’m not explaining the joke.

On a serious note again, don’t come over to Russia looking to get involved with politics or you’ll end up like Tim Kirby — a fat American buffoon paraded around by the FSB to sermonize about WWII values and who brags to me about porking his wife on the weekends as if it were something that he looks forward to and not a chore like it is for normal men.

And if your opinions get too spicy or you start asking too many questions (see Russell Bentley), they can always strip you of your documents and properties and just deport you. There is no English Common Law tradition or Napoleonic thing in the Slavlands.

Just mafia law.

That is not to say that the streets are unsafe though because they generally are so long as you avoid brown areas. The food is good too and public transportation is affordable and well-developed. Gas for the car is too expensive though despite all the oil in Russia. This is because Russia is run like a banana republic, which means that the government doesn’t try to bribe a middle class to vote for them with subsidies on consumer commodities used by the middle class like car fuel, but just ruthlessly profit-maxes on the export of raw resources abroad and bribes poor pensioners for their vote instead.

Life is about tradeoffs, really, no matter what you do or where you go.

On the one hand, you’ll be able to set up your new business in two months flat once you bribe the right racketeers instead of waiting two years for all the permits and so on.

On the other hand, the same people providing you protection might come to force you to sell your business to them at a steep discount once it becomes profitable.

Given the chance, I’d personally prefer to move back and live in Russia. I’d say hi and bye to my old friends in St. Petersburg and then head off to Siberia and set up camp in a semi-deserted village somewhere in/around Barnaul. From there, I’d do my best to curtail my natural charisma so as not to attract a cult around myself. Don’t get me wrong, I feel like becoming a cult leader has always been my true calling in life, but cults are illegal in Russia, so I’d never dream of starting one while there. Besides, Siberia is full of cults already, so maybe I’d just join an existing one and take it over from the inside. Women love love love cults and so it’s a win win situation because, as a man, unless you create a kind of social cage/cocoon around your women, they simply won’t behave or treat you right. Worse, the dominant mainstream culture encourages bad behavior, so you have to create your own cult(ure) that will pressure them into better behavior by punishing them socially for stepping out of line.

Basically, you need a mama-san who was your first wife presumably or just some tough old lesbian who will enforce an iron social law on the younger women. This is the principle on which all successful bordellos work. This is also how all churches work too. Men can’t run an organization with females in it themselves because they are too soft-hearted and will start playing favorites for one or the other hen, threatening the whole delicate balance in the coup. You need a female deputy who isn’t affected by female trickery and who loves being the queen bee deciding who is favored and who isn’t. In an Orthodox or Protestant church, this is usually the pastor’s wife. I don’t know how it works in Catholicism, but I assume you had a similar dynamic with the priest’s boyfriend? Sorry, sorry, low blow I know. It’s probably the priest’s mother running things. Same thing though.

Anyway enough about me and my cult-harem fantasies.

We were talking about moving to Russia.

The executive summary: all in all, so long as you pay your FSB bribes, you should be fine.

Most countries are like this, mind you. All government and religion and culture is essentially an armed gang forcing you to hand over a tithe of some sort for various ideological reasons. A more openly criminal organization would be more honest and easier to live under, I think. I wouldn’t really even mind this whole situation if the FSB weren’t also running the drug, illegal migrant, sabotage, assassination, and harassment of nationalists racket.

These things I can’t abide.

When me and my cult take over, I’d only take a flat 5% tax from the peasants and then I’d redistribute key national industries to members of my harem. If it works for Ramzan Kadyrov, the most moral man in Russia, it should also work for me.

There are English subtitles, you should watch it.

But whatever you do, don’t volunteer to fight in Russia’s SMO. They will almost certainly deport you after your contract is finished where you will be arrested for participating in an illegal war or for terrorism maybe. In contrast, Ukraine might start offering citizenship to foreigners who fight for them. Here:

The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine supported a bill allowing foreign mercenaries and their relatives to obtain Ukrainian citizenship.

Ukraine might be more your speed anyway.

Just don’t, like, you know … actually fight in the war lol.

Despite what they say, Ukraine is basically just Russia only the people are slightly ruder and dumber and less trustworthy when it comes to financial matters. Probably related to these observations, the women are slightly hotter than in Russia. Correlation does not imply causation, sure, but the guy who coined that phrase was actually just a dumb nerd who clearly didn’t understand how the real world works.

See for yourself.

Then, compare and contrast.

My number one piece of advice for those looking to move to Ukraine is this: don’t lend anyone any money. They won’t return it and they will hate you for giving it to them in the first place. And if you don’t want to be put in a situation where you feel obligated to lend someone money, don’t start having drinks with people from small towns or villages when they offer them to you. If they start opening up to you halfway through the samogon bottle and complaining about their problems, you know that the request for money is sure to follow as soon as they’ve worked up enough liquid courage to overcome their shame. These people don’t need your money, trust me. They need to get their women in line is what they need to do. The money is just a geld that they throw at their hog wives to get them off their backs. Slavic villagemen might have fists the size of Christmas hams, but they’re total cowards when it comes to standing up to their mammies and their wives and even their daughters.

And village living and countryside living are two different things, just FYI.

You don’t have villages in America, so you probably don’t know what I mean. When Americans talk about moving to the country, they don’t mean going back to the village because there are none. They actually mean that they want to start living like manor lords on estates, essentially. Then they buy all this expensive gear and equipment and start setting up a self-sufficient homestead by first installing a personal nuclear power plant and then stashing a doomsday arsenal that can equip a small South American army in their basements.

This is all very based, don’t get me wrong.

But it is also extremely expensive and a lonely endeavor too, frankly.

Also, to be a real manor lord, you need serfs and the closest thing that American manor lords have to that are the Guatemalan peasants that they import to maintain the grounds around the property. These American minor nobles claim that they do it because of lower costs, but I think they get a kick out of feeling like they have serfs to boss around. I’m not knocking the feeling of being the big jefe and getting to crack the whip, only the wisdom of indulging in this LARP longterm when it leads to everyone else in the country not rich enough to afford an estate being forced to live more and more with and like the hired help … but whatever.

That ship has long sailed in America. Hardly worth worrying about anymore.

Anyway, it is much harder to do the manor lord thing in Russia is what I am saying. And let’s be real, if you had the money, dear readers, you’d probably already be doing it in America. So, chances are, like me, you’re either going to have to join a village or a cult.

But the expert on Russian village life is our correspondent Edward Slavsquat, not me.

I leave that kind of on-the-ground reporting in his capable hands for now.