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Apr 9, 2023Liked by Rurik Skywalker

Kratoklastes, is a “Parkeha” a white maggot?

Marylenne, the warlords are winning the war.

Rolo the Ruler, lays down the rules, pay tribute you peers, freeloaders are fools.

New Slav Order

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Plus, as a (part-) Maori, I find it hilarious whenever pakeha try to do the whole "I iz a warlord" schtick.

They conquered that dump and built a civilization, Maoris are the n-word of new zealand. Check out dem crime statistics... don't be fooled by propaganda images of based tatted guys sticking their tongues out.

Ivor the term seems to mean foreigner/outsider?

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Thus begins the Book of the Long Poast.

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"If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you cannot learn any other way." -- Mark Twain

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Got it 🫡. All hail Rolo🙌🏼

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It's your soapbox young man, if you don't govern it I don't know who will. Does this happen to have anything to do with a comment that was removed from your last post ?

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It was several comments over the last couple of posts.

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That's a relief, I thought it was some fat, greasy dude with the pronouns they/them, deep in bowels of the Substack building scouring over the comments and axing as they pleased, as I said, it's your shit do as you want

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There was a guy who got 'upset' in the absolute state of the war article... he was spamming rude comments at me like crazy. Was up to 100 posts, then I reported him and he got banned. Yet another hapless mortal confounded by the dark finality of the cube

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Apr 12, 2023·edited Apr 12, 2023

I've been trying to find a good example of the maxim, "Absolute power corrupts absolutely." ;-)

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Hey Rolo you are a faggot and will never be as successful as me

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The Golden Rule rules.

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Rolo, could you please bring this orthodox serb guy to your brilliant podcast? He recently

was on edward slavsquat podcast and he is really good.

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Yea I think we will.

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troll him with neo-hellenic talking points

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Who's winning the war these days?

Stupid question?

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The elite... as always

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I really disagree on 1) and 3).

(And this opinion, however weight it carries, carries a weight independent of me being a subscriber or not. This my opinion also).

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Your opinion carries no weight at all.

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Clear straight-forward rules.

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Aye aye, Emperor Rolo. I'll apologize for touching the poop last night.

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Do your thing, kolega. We don't agree on the whole moral relativism thing, but you've got a voice that needs to be out there. And frankly: I really enjoy leaving comments on your blog. Though I'm less of a boat rocker, I would expect the same amount of respect on my blog.

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> I reserve the right to behave as I see fit to secure the interests of my realm and I will disregard any and all constraints on myself or my behavior that interfere with the primary mission of the blog

The primary mission of the blog is not stated, you should add a declaration of intents otherwise the post as is is not selfcontained

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SHOULD? Pfft. Mission statements are for PwC staff meetings and "About Us" pages for NGOs and cat shelters.

Why is there a need for a warlord to clarify the ground rules to his horde?

Capricious leadership leads to uncertainty in the horde, which leads to better behaviour BY the horde.

I happen to think Rolo's wrong about the whole '5D' stuff, but I'm not on the internet to engage in a graduate seminar.

Plus, as a (part-) Maori, I find it hilarious whenever pakeha try to do the whole "I iz a warlord" schtick. My great-grandad ATE people like that, and didn't bang on about it.

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The post is not selfcontained, toadies

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😂 Consult once more the very Rolo quote you singled 😏 As well as your own profile byline for that matter 🤸

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Dang, Rose! You have the scoop. Are you Mrs. Rolo, by any chance?

Honestly, what a thorough and succinct explanation of Rolo's mission. I am (while simply a vassal) touched.

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