Congratulations aside, this promotion was a long time coming.
See, Arestovich wanted me onboard his election campaign because he was a BIG fan of the blog and would often copy talking points straight from the Chronicles in his interviews. After I declared him Emperor of the Slavlands, he agreed with my assessment and decided to start planning his run for the Presidency in Ukraine.
Our man with the plan, Aleksei Arestovich, was in the news again recently because of another one of his epic rants directed at the Ukrainian peasantry went semi-viral. NV: Former adviser to the Office of the President Oleksiy Arestovich got into yet another scandal commenting on why Ukrainians should elect him as the next head of state.
He called me up and said, and I’m directly quoting him here: “if that rat-faced, beady-eyed, kinky-haired little gimp weasel blood-drinking shylock can pull it off, then why can’t I?”
He then hurled more insensitive epithets at his former boss that I chided and scolded him for, of course, and which I won’t include in this write-up because that’s just not our values and morals here at this blog. Firm line in the sand on hate, folks. In fact, I want to take this moment to applaud my own moral courage and you should join me for it, frankly.
A moment please … yes, bow your heads, that’s better … OK, thank you.
Despite all that, I told A-man that if he wants to run as the straight-talking (in Russian) peace candidate in Ukraine then I am all for it. Better yet that he’s backed by a dissenting faction in the US that wants peace with Russia and war with China instead. If there is to be a war because America and Israel’s elite demand their cull, I bravely say, “let it be somewhere else then” as I take my principled stand on the matter. Besides, I’m sure that the freedom-loving, vaccine-resisting, globalist-chopping Chinese won’t mind taking a turn standing up against Satanism for a change.
Why should the Russian people hog all the glory and the Donbass become a live ammo shooting range, right?
So yeah, now that Strelkov is in the gulag, I am now officially rebranding as “Go Arestovich! News Yes Good Happy HQ” and will be providing you with coverage of this unlikely hero’s journey to claim the seat of the presidency and save Ukraine.
Strelkov and Arestovich have similar pessimistic viewpoints about the Not-War.
So, let’s get started.
Here are his latest remarks from an interview about avowed Christian MAGA Patriot Checkmate anti-Anal Crusader Vladimir Putin:
Russia is still trying to come to an agreement with the West and is implementing some of its recommendations.
Aleksey Arestovich, a former adviser to the office of the President of Ukraine, who left the country after his resignation, stated this on air on the Alpha and Omega Internet channel, a PolitNavigator correspondent reports.
“We pass off Putin and modern Russians as cold-blooded monsters who calculated everything back in 1895, how they would destroy Europe and so on. But I want to remind you that Putin is still implementing the recommendations of the IMF in the economy, and Gref is the director of Sberbank. In Russia the liberal component is purer than in Ukraine.
And there are jingoistic patriots who are so correct, traditionalists who say: “Let’s finally purge all this liberal scum and really start fighting the West.”
And others say: “No, let’s talk to this West, let’s come to an agreement in one way or another.” Their voice is quite strong, one of the Kremlin towers is very liberal, and Putin is a pro-Western liberal,” said the ex-adviser of the OP.
You should read these comments in my voice because it is my voice that was on the phone coaching Arestovich to confirm literally all of my talking points here on this blog in his interview. That is the only explanation, of course, for how we could have ended up talking and sounding so similar. What, you think that two clever people simply observed Putin’s baffling behavior and the anti-Russian policies that his government pursues and came to the conclusion that he was a pro-Western Libtard because of that?
*Pshhhhh!*
Looks like we’ve got a crazy conspiracy theorist on the loose!
We continue:
“That’s why Russia is not really waging a war yet. I know that this will sound very offensive for the Ukrainians and for all of us who have missiles flying at our heads, but I am speaking from the point of view of the West. She doesn't fight a war. For us, she is waging a full-fledged war, but for the West she is not waging a full-fledged war, because she is still implementing some of the recommendations of the West and still wants to negotiate,” Arestovich said.
Well now, OK … This is a step too far, clearly, Arestovich.
Where does he get the idea that Russia wants to negotiate with the Anal-Satanists? Total rubbish!
I mean, sure, Putin and his officials beg for negotiations literally several times a week at this point and then also whine about how the West doesn’t ever honor its agreements with Russia in literally the same breath … which … well … why would you want to negotiate with someone that you say is … erm … hmm:
Kremlin-aligned Russian news is reporting and confirming Western media reporting about secret talks. Read along with me, you will find many familiar talking points. Kommersant: The Russian authorities, through unofficial channels, made it clear to the US leadership that they are ready for dialogue on a peaceful resolution of the conflict in Ukraine, inc…
But it helps to remember that this is all just theater to disguise from the fact that legions of American soldiers in Ukrainian uniforms are being blown up by Russia every single week and covered up by the Pentagon!
Russia, after all, cleverly set up an Afghanistan 2.0 in the Ukraine and lured the Nazis in. Now Putin can kill hundreds of thousands of Nazi soldiers from NATO-member country, Ukraine, and the Shadow Legions of UNATCO. Also, my sources tell me that the NATO-Nazis are actually Fascists (bad) and may not even like The Blaqs in the Ukraine all that much, I’m afraid. I’ll need to confirm this with my sources, but I suspect it might be true. NATO might indeed actually be the real racists.
Fact check:
Confirmed.
Now, in chess terms, the Ukraine SMO is actually a textbook Debil* Gambit set up 30 years ago and finally launched by the Kremlin several two week, two month periods ago. Debil is a Russian word that translates to “genius” and is often colloquially used interchangeably with President Putin’s name by the grateful Russian people.
Example: “I wonder what the old debil (genius) in the Kremlin said in his latest speech. Did you happen to catch it, Misha?”
Actually, to set things straight about Moscow’s strategy, let me quote what Putin said yesterday about negotiations with NATO. This should put your fears to ease, patriot. Putin revealed that NATO, apparently, tricked him and his officials. Yes, he likes to joke this great debil (genius) of ours, but still, let’s read on and hear what he said:
Putin complained about ten more deceptions in a row from the damned NATO:
“They just started creating such an enclave. Ten times in a row they deceived us about the non-expansion of NATO. But all this together simply left us no chance other than to start trying - and so we started a special military operation, but this is not the beginning of the war, they themselves started it.”
We choose a beautiful quote in honor of the anniversary of the round number he cited :
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“Have I already told you what insanity is? Insanity is the exact repetition of the same action over and over again in the hope of change. This. Is. Madness".
It is so amusing to see simple-minded nobodies confusing Putin’s grandmaster judo-chess genius or, as we like to say in Russian, debilism, for madness. Amateurs!
Putin is just pretending to have gotten tricked to lure NATO into a trap. Duh!
Now, I’m taking a big risk in revealing this to you because we don’t want the Globalists to know until it is too late, but I trust you guys to keep this on a need-to-know Patriot Eyes Only level, OK? OK, so, once NATO believes that it is easy to trick Putin, he will instead trick them. A classic “Debil Gambit” as it were.
Ki-yah! The evil-doers never see it coming!
And why do you think Putin took Mariuple first? It is because he knew that Bill Gates was keeping the 6G batches of vaccine stored in the tunnels there, ya dummy! Keep up! It’s so fricking obvious it’s just like c’mon, guy! You know? You feel me?
* I have not been hired by Arestovich to participate in his election campaign. The entire article is steeped in sarcasm. That means I was joking.
** Debil does not mean genius in Russia. It actually means the exact opposite. A lot of Russian-speakers read the blog and it was a joke that they could appreciate.
*** If you didn’t understand what I was trying to convey in today’s article, there were essentially two main points:
I) Arestovich, a former official in Zelensky’s government and presidential candidate in Ukraine, also believes Putin is making deals with the West, and is a pro-Western Liberal, not an avowed anti-Globalist Russian patriot like ZAnon portrays him as.
II) Putin appears to be either going senile or is descending into panicked madness. He can’t go one week without whining in totally inappropriate settings that his Western partners tricked him. Again!
BONUS: This disbelieving gibbering on Putin’s part gives off the same vibes as the last days of Saddam or Milosovic, both of whom were Western agents who seemed genuinely surprised when their esteemed Western partners eventually turned on them. It is a bad bad look domestically to have your President whine like this and admit to being so involved with the West prior to the SMO. Is he being set up to fail? How has no one not told him to stop this yet? Baffling.
Finally: If you can’t understand what I am saying here despite all the spoon-feeding and hand-holding I’ve done over the last months, you really should find a hobby other than politics at this point. I hear shaft mining is a lot of fun. Log off, and then check if there are any deep holes in the ground in your local area! Don’t forget dynamite! Good luck!
Saddam after his capture really thought during his integration the West would use him and his knowledge of the region as an asset to help fight the "US war on terror" but instead they through him under the bus to be torn apart by wolves while the same thing happened to the country of Iraq. Of course like all good assets they like to burn them in the end - it seems standard procedure. Gaddafi , Osama etc. Saddam's integration by a CIA agent is in the book Debriefing the President. Well the parts they wanted to make public. Still for extra suspense about 20% is printed redacted.
Hrvoje fulfilled his promise to interview you, i am glad my emails were not in vain
Saddam after his capture really thought during his integration the West would use him and his knowledge of the region as an asset to help fight the "US war on terror" but instead they through him under the bus to be torn apart by wolves while the same thing happened to the country of Iraq. Of course like all good assets they like to burn them in the end - it seems standard procedure. Gaddafi , Osama etc. Saddam's integration by a CIA agent is in the book Debriefing the President. Well the parts they wanted to make public. Still for extra suspense about 20% is printed redacted.