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EU Says War Boss Putin Will be Assassinated and "Krump'd" Soon!
Are Russians supposed to be "Orcs" or are they actually the "Orks", really?
May 5
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The Revival of the Cult of Iron Felix in the Secret Police is Bad News
Did Felix Dzherzhinsky consider himself the incarnate of Christ?
May 3
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April 2026
I Think I Know Why Putin Decided to SMO Into Ukraine
More importantly, I think I know WHEN he decided to walk into the trap.
Apr 29
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VI. The Eternal Platonic Civil War
Will the Fuzzy Hats win over the Little Hats in Israel?
Apr 28
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Modern Day Lady Godiva Has Saved Russia By Warning Putin That His Ministers Intend to Deceive Him!
Shoigu has announced that there will be statues built in honor of Bonya, for her fearless reporting on the socio-economic situation in Russia.
Apr 22
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Bonyagate: the Window For Kremlin Criticism Has Been "Blown" Open
Look at the fat lips on this woman's face omg wow.
Apr 21
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I Am Forced to Admit That I Was Wrong About Putin
It is time to reassess the Kremlins by rereading what Julian Assange had to say on the matter.
Apr 20
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Esoteric Bunker-Buster Technology and the Future of Warfare
There is nowhere to hide (underground)
Apr 16
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Orban Down, Magyar in, Russia Out
This is Right Wing Christian Populism manifest.
Apr 13
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On the Great Worms of the Parthian Houses and the Missing Cyclopes of the Ancient Greeks
What if I told you that the Worm Emperor was real and that he once ruled Athens?
Apr 9
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It Seems Like the Kremlin Has Just Crawled Into the Fetal Position.
Perhaps we are entering a "Special Ceasefire Operation" period.
Apr 8
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On the Telluric Origins of Disease and "Magic Dirt" Ethnogenesis Theory
Did you know that vacca keep diseases away?
Apr 6
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