Archive - The Slavland Chronicles

SPECIAL POST!!! -"Why the SMO?": FSB Spook Insider Explains Why Moscow Lost So Much Equipment and Territory to Kiev!

Part II: Gerasimov Launches a War With a Peacetime Army and Refuses to Mobilize

Apr 26 •

Rurik Skywalker

Moscow's Orthodox Community Takes Huge L as Muslim Mega-Mosque Begins Construction on Sacred Christian Site!

The DIEversity never sleeps, never slackens.

Apr 25 •

Rurik Skywalker

Shoigu's Partner in Crime Deputy Minister Timur Ivanov Gets Fired!

The only good news we have had in years, really.

Apr 24 •

Rurik Skywalker

Yes, Russell "Donbass Cowbow" Bentley Was Killed By DIEversity

Killed by Buryats, apparently.

Apr 23 •

Rurik Skywalker

The New Tell-All Prigozhin Book Just Came Out

I am crowdfunding for it.

Apr 18 •

Rurik Skywalker

SPECIAL POST!!! -"Why the SMO?": FSB Spook Insider Reveals Why Putin's Army Failed to Take Kiev!

Part I: the failure of the Kiev Coup and its consequences have been a disaster for the Slavic race.

Apr 17 •

Rurik Skywalker

Activists Protesting Kremlin's Open Border Policy Swooped On By Infamous "Hach Patrol" Federal Operatives, Tortured in Custody

Not a good look.

Apr 16 •

Rurik Skywalker

[UPDATE!!!] Russell "Donbass Cowboy" Bentley Has Been Kidnapped in Donetsk By ... Someone

Me, I blame the Islamo-Fascist-Nazis.

Apr 15 •

Rurik Skywalker

Iran May Have Just Saved Putin's Butt By Starting a New Desert War!

Long live the fighters!

Apr 14 •

Rurik Skywalker

No Sunday Sermon For the Dead?

Don't the victims of the Crocus massacre deserve a few words?

Apr 8 •

Rurik Skywalker

IV. The History of Soviet-Zionist Relations - The Tragedy of Darth Brezhnev the Wise

Let me tell you the story of a great Soviet master and his treacherous apprentice ...

Apr 5 •

Rurik Skywalker

Actually, Russia Will Have to Mobilize A LOT More Men

Assuming they want to win that is.

Apr 4 •

Rurik Skywalker

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